She could not help herself, she was infactuated with his style his looks and his humor. He was not just fine, but (foinnneeee). He made her laugh and spoke really well with a smooth style. She remembered him from high school and also admitted that she was infactuated with him since back then. They went to Samuel J. Tilden High School in Brooklyn, New York where they would say hello to one another, but nothing really serious ever developed.
Well she decided to attend the 2010 high school reunion where she was looking her best, I mean she went to the gym like a habit and caressed her skin with the finest oils to not only look smooth, but to feel smooth as well. She ate more vegetables and had her teeth whitened. She knew that if she ever saw this man again, she would not allow him to ever slip through her fingers ever again in life. She also heard that he was single and no longer in a relationship, so she declared to let the games begin. She had always been a great scrabble player and she swore that she would get all the points to win this round of "I Got This Man".
He was decked out in a nice suit and dressed to impress at the reunion. He attended all of the events (4) and looked better as each day moved on. He danced with her and touched the mid-section of her back and she could literally hear her body juices flowing with every touch and gesture. She knew it, he wanted her and she wanted him. She ran up and hugged the reunion organizer Sharlene and thanked her for putting the event together, she said you have no idea what I am about to do this tildenite, and I just wanted to say thank you. Sharlene was bewildered, curious and detective oriented and vowed to find out whom and when. As the reunion continued she decided that the Saturday night at the reunion would be it for them and she booked a room at the hotel where the reunion was being held.
She invited him up to her room for a drink, as well as to have strawberries with cool whip. He never expected that anything would develop that evening (yeah okay, at 2:30 am, okay he was clueless, stop the madness). She began massaging his shoulders after buttoning down his shirt, she told him that she always dreamed about being with him and tonight she would turn this dream into a reality. He gave her his crooked little smile and said that he never knew she ever felt this way about him. He was just so adorable and again so foinnneee.. She thought to herself, (yeah right, I practically threw myself at him in high school and he didn't know, stop the madness). She kissed his hairless chest and twelve pack belly (6 pack) and realized that he must have forgot to put on deodorant that day, but he still looked good. Maybe he didn't use mitchum, (it works beyond 24hours).
She ignored the lack of bulk in his pants and continued to enjoy the moment. (First sign of disappointment to come). Well they did get it on and she did turn her dream into a reality, but it turned out to be a nightmare. He wasn't all of that in bed and then a few days later she realized that she had an itching and burning sensation. She caught a veneral disease and realized that sometimes you gotta leave some shit in the past.
He still impresses the ladies today, but she decided to get back with her ex because their are no falsehoods with his butt, you get what you see and nothing more. She told Sharlene that she will attend other reunions, (next one in 2014 or 2015), but she will think before she acts, not live life in the past and most important use protection.
Ancient Sharock saying, It is better to try and be disappointed, than be disappointed trying. Yes, the answer is always the condom.
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