West Indian Jokes

Smart Ass This man from the country had lost his house and all his crops after a hurricane. He had nothing left but his donkey. After days of being miserable, and not being able to find a job, he took his donkey into the city and put up a sign that read "Betting $10.00 that this donkey could answer any question yuh ask."
             
One man come up saying: "No way that ass could tell me how much numbers in a phone number?" The owner said "Tell him ass?" The donkey stomp on the ground seven times, the man paid and walked away shocked. 
Ah next man come up and say "Tell me how much players make up a football side?" The donkey stomp the ground eleven times."  The man paid up.  By now, news spread like wild fire and nuff people gather around to see this smart ass.
             
This woman come out of the crowd, walk up to the owner and said "You is ah fraud and ah bet $100.00 he cyan tell me meh age." The donkey step back, leh go a loud fart and stomp he foot two times. The woman faint. After some smelling salts and water, she revive and point at de donkey and say, "He know ah was farty-two".

West Indian Jokes

A Fly In The Beer One day, an Trinidadian, a Jamaican, and a Bajan walked into a rum shop together. They proceeded to each buy a Banks Beer. 
Just as they where about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their beers. 
The Trini pushed his beer away from him in disgust. 
The Jamaican fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. 
The Bajan picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling. "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU IGRANT BRUTE!" 
 
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